Machinegun-massacre's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[ELEPHANT: episode 1]

Masterpiece of Starkness

This cartoon is sick, to say the least. The idea of all the balls being manufactured to different specs, and then the one random 8 ball that has a human body get's hunted throughout the system... that's a trip. Overall this movie is very creative and the creators have the talent to back it up.

[I won't forget]

What the...

If you've read my past reviews, I may have come off as a pompous, bitter, hateful hardass with a delirious joy for putting down people's submissions.

But this may prove you all wrong.

I don't think I fully get the jist of this animation... in fact I'm sure I don't. But I can say that it was thoughtful, and expressive for many reasons. Mainly because the theme is easily understood: girl outlives robot, because robots don't die.

For this reason I felt that this animation has something that many of the sublimating ejaculates on newgrounds don't... meaningfulness, a sense of purpose that is effectively communicated to the viewer.

The saying at the end is also very strong and personifies the emotional theme of this animation, it is not drastically and needlessly cheesy to the point of giblet refurgitation, which is a common trait of anything made by asians.

Good job, I'm impressed.

-Dan

Snow-Studios responds:

Alot of people say I'm asian, I'm not. I'm scottish. :D

[Days of Duty]

Doodie does it again!

Amazing. Doodie man is the hero of the 21st century. Finally a cartoon that has Bush being shitted on! The cameo by Howard Stern was a bit much, and so was the Diebold/Halliburton flag at the end, but I was still shitting myself at that point so much that I didn't really care.

Good job. F*ck the FCC, it stands for F*ggotry Council of C*ck-mongers.

D.P.

[Revolutionary war]

Bludklat

I know you said drop it, but I don't care.

Not only are your bullets NOT historically accurate (i don't give two sh*ts) but still, when you fire a bullet, the bullet part LEAVES the casing behind! The casing is ejected from the ejection port or however the weapon is designed. Do you kow what I'm talking about? Your mid-flight bullets still have the casing attached to them that contains the cordite (gun powder-like propellant)!

For that reason and that reason alone, I chopped marks from graphics because you displayed poor lack of subject knowledge. Otherwise the animation was pretty creative and original.

I gave you 0 for sound becuase techno music is for f*ckin' f*ggots and gay ass matrix wanna be movies, which is a reason I deducted so much style marks. Seriously, you fags have ot stop using techno music for every fight scene, it's like I'm always watching the same fight scene over and over, and then there's always the slow-mo sh*t... Bullet time is so gay and over used. Come on man, are you an animator, or a knob polisher?

Violence was decent, and there were some pretty creative kills. But you could have included more combat arms such as cavalry, artillery, then there would have been ample oppurtunity to have bodies and their composite parts strewn across the battlefield. Otherwise you would have had more marks there too. But I still thought there was some decent violence. I didn't fully see the anger between the two parties, i mean, we all know there was some bad blood, but that could have been exploited to introduce some more deep rooted hatred and frenzied bayonet slashings.

Humour could have been better. Like the scene where the guy gets tripped. These guys are soldiers, there should be more of them shitting in the woods.

Dude, your animation was pretty good, but it could have been so much better if you had taken just 5 minutes to remove the c*ck from your throat, and the broom from your faecal tract to make an ungay animation

Your knowledge of fire arms is PISS POOR. Go back to your all homosexual air-soft league where your pansy-ass belongs.

D.P.

[Care Bears Messed up]

Sick, twisted, sociopathic, bastardization.

That was f*cking awesome pal.

[We Deliver part II]

Not bad

Eat more wheaties

[A Mile a Minute Star Wars]

Jokes.

The animation wasn't too good, or the sound, but this movie is fuckin' jokes. Was that Benny Hill in the tavern?

[B&W Drama Theater #13]

Eerie

That was fucking great. What a dark and barren feeling! Black and white, odd characters... very creative.

[I Saw Redd.]

Very good

Tighten up your graphics a bit (could have been more gory), and learn how to recording without constantly distortin the mic. Ever heard of a pop filter?

[Jack Teh Zombie]

This just in... YOU BLOW GOAT!

Is that an accent, or is your mouth full of sperm?